2nd term Examination

arabic?

tahfeez?

A+? B?? C? D?? or E?? and maybe F??

semua markah dah ada.

tinggal nak present to your parents.

and to get this..

very easy.

BUT .....

exam poem for you:

When exams are near,
they cause a great fear,
because things aren’t clear
and some subjects aren’t dear .

Chapters n chapters,haven’t been red,
Problems n problems,goes above d head.

Some children revise and some re-revise,
While others see only the size.
Some study all night long,
While others make chits all night long.
Some are calm and some are cool,
While others are into the drowning pool.

Everything happens inside the examination hall!!!
Some remembers a sexy chick seen in the mall,
Some forget pens,
Some forget points,
Some commit mistakes,
while others make silly drawings.
Some open their chits,
cheat from front, cheat from back
forgetting everything in which they lack.

For some paper was very easy
while for others it made them dizzy.
Some discuss their question paper,
while others discuss their partner’.

For some luck comes by,
For some luck says “ BYE-BYE”
but,for cool and composed guy,
it’s always flying high !!!!

So,just chill…
and write your will !!!!!

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" teacher azhar kahwin lagi "

masa terlalu pantas, sepantas UFO mengelilingi bumi.

5 march - ingat lagi bila tok kadi tanya " Tuan Mohd Azreen Azhar bin Tuan Zulkifly, seJAUH manakah kamu ingin mengahwini Nornailah binti Mohd Fadzli? " aku agak blur dengan soalan ni, aku hanya jawab " memang JAUH ".

kemudian, tok kadi menghulurkan buku berwarna biru lalu bertanya : " boleh baca kan? " aku angguk terpaksa. aku baca satu per satu teks bahasa arab tu sambil menjaga syntax dan morphology nya. Alhamdulillah, habis khutbah nikah aku baca..

Tok kadi bertanya lagi: " paham kan? cuba translate ". dalam hati aku kata ni dah macam arabic oral test la pulak kan... tak apelah. layan jelah.. aku cuba translate walaupun ada yang aku skip.

bayangkan, selepas dah lalui macam-macam soalan dan karenah tok kadi.. baru lah berpindah ke agenda yang paling penting. majlis akad nikah. kawan-kawan, pada 5 march 2011 aku dah dinobatkan sebagai suami kepada wanita yang menggunakan nama penanya Umm Zuhayr! Alhamdulillah.

1 May 2011 - pada tarikh ni pula akan diadakan majlis resepsi di taman ria mesra, gurun kedah. So, jemputlah datang. ini bukan perkahwinan yang kedua ye wahai students ku.

Ada yang tanya. " hari tu kan teacher dah kahwin, saya tengok dekat facebook nama wife teacher Umm something. kat kad jemputan tulis nornailah. biar betul teacher? "

jawapan teacher : ya, memang BETUL. bukan macam exam paper kamu yang banyak SALAH.

4 june 2011 - majlis akan diadakan pula di kuala terengganu. sesiapa yang nak bercuti, boleh la merancang percutian anda ke kuala terengganu. "kenapa lama sangat jaraknya?" tak adalah lama sangat may sampai june. macam orang selalu cakap, pelan pelan kayuh.

pelan tak pelan sangat la kan.. doctor dah mengesahkan aku akan jadi bapa! alhamdulillaah.. ( say alhamdulillaah everyone! ). Last, terima kasih doakan majlis-majlis kami berjalan lancar.. doakan kesihatan isteri saya dan kandungannya. ameen.

because he is a " Muslim"

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